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Sunday Randomness (for lack of anything of import to blog about)

1. I threw my left eye into my bathroom cabinet this afternoon. Gave myself another black eye. I've had 3 black eyes in my life and all have been self-inflicted. Also, alcohol-influenced however today's was merely hangover-influenced but that probably still counts, huh?

2. Finally figured out Google+. I think. Maybe. It's kind of a lot of work to update Google+, Facebook, Tumblr, and Twitter and not repeat yourself. Although, if I had a boyfriend or was having sex regularly, I probably wouldn't update anything anywhere because, you know, I'd be channeling the energy into hitting it.

3. I admit it. I need to get laid.

4. I have no interest in putting out the energy that it takes to get laid.

5. There seems to be this consensus online that you're not allowed to feel bad about Amy Winehouse's death because it was a drug-related, etc. I call bullshit on that. I've lost people in my own life to drugs and alcohol. Just because she/they led somewhat self-destructive lives, doesn't mean for an instant that you can't be sad about it.

6. I've unfollowed like 3 people on Twitter yesterday and today who made really nasty comments about her death. It's just too soon for me. Also, one person in particular showed such little sensitivity to the situation that it took my breath away.

7. Last night I was eating some cherries and swallowed one of the pits. Tonight as I was eating cherries, I sneezed and chewed up cherry came flying out of my nose. Twice. Who knew that cherries were so dangerous?

8. There's a lot of TV on Sunday nights, and I have to watch it all Sunday night or I get spoiled online by Monday morning. It's exhausting.

9. I could stop watching so much TV but, as we all know, watching TV is my life.

10. My eye hurts.

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