Things I Would Do To A 500 lb. Cheesecake
Tomorrow night at the White House Staff Inaugural Ball lucky attendees get to eat a 500 lb. cheesecake.
Here are details. 500 lb Cheesecake from Eli's
I am consumed with just the thought of 500 lbs of creaminess.
These are the things I would do to that wheel of sugar and eggs and cream cheese if I were left alone in the White House, or any house really, with it.
1.) Stick my face directly into the middle of it and start eating my way to the edge.
2.) Eat it spoonful by spoonful even if it takes me all year.
3.) Pour heated hot fudge sauce all over it then begin licking.
4.) Rub at least 5 lbs of the cheesecake all over my body and writhe in happiness.
5.) Smoosh a 25 lbs of it on white canvas, matte and frame it, hang it on my wall, and write sonnets to it for the rest of my life.
6.) Buy a California King sized bed so I could sleep with my arms wrapped around it every night.
7.) And then eat a little for breakfast every morning ... in bed.
8.) Start an "Animal House" food fight with it and not let anyone else have any cheesecake ammunition.
9.) Commit suicide by cheesecake.
10.) Not share a single morsel with anyone.
Here are details. 500 lb Cheesecake from Eli's
I am consumed with just the thought of 500 lbs of creaminess.
These are the things I would do to that wheel of sugar and eggs and cream cheese if I were left alone in the White House, or any house really, with it.
1.) Stick my face directly into the middle of it and start eating my way to the edge.
2.) Eat it spoonful by spoonful even if it takes me all year.
3.) Pour heated hot fudge sauce all over it then begin licking.
4.) Rub at least 5 lbs of the cheesecake all over my body and writhe in happiness.
5.) Smoosh a 25 lbs of it on white canvas, matte and frame it, hang it on my wall, and write sonnets to it for the rest of my life.
6.) Buy a California King sized bed so I could sleep with my arms wrapped around it every night.
7.) And then eat a little for breakfast every morning ... in bed.
8.) Start an "Animal House" food fight with it and not let anyone else have any cheesecake ammunition.
9.) Commit suicide by cheesecake.
10.) Not share a single morsel with anyone.
