what I learned...
... after spending an hour searching "guacamole" on Tumblr
1.) A lot of people take photos of their breakfast/lunch/dinner, and it does not always appear to be that appetizing.
2.) There are very few recipes attached to everyone's "super awesome" "best ever" "favorite" guacamole.
3.) Everyone just loves Chipotle don't they?
4.) The one and only time I ate a burrito at Chipotle, I became violently ill from food poisoning about 42 minutes after we got home from Chipotle. I have and will never darken their doorway again.
5.) Way too many women and men "Make guacamole with their love" or "Made guacamole for my love" or "My love made me guacamole tonight".... STOP IT. The lonely and bitter don't want to read it, or include a photo of your "love" eating it or making love to the guacamole. Now I would enjoy that.
6.) If you search "guacamole" on Tumblr long enough, you end up with photos of Zac Efron.
7.) If you search even longer, you get this really distracting, obviously fake photo of some man with a 24, hell, maybe 32 inch long erection.
8.) It was scary.
9.) I really want some guacamole right now.
10.) Only one of the few recipes had pineapple in the guacamole, proving the point I made earlier (on Twitter) that only the godless put fresh or dried fruit in their guacamole.
1.) A lot of people take photos of their breakfast/lunch/dinner, and it does not always appear to be that appetizing.
2.) There are very few recipes attached to everyone's "super awesome" "best ever" "favorite" guacamole.
3.) Everyone just loves Chipotle don't they?
4.) The one and only time I ate a burrito at Chipotle, I became violently ill from food poisoning about 42 minutes after we got home from Chipotle. I have and will never darken their doorway again.
5.) Way too many women and men "Make guacamole with their love" or "Made guacamole for my love" or "My love made me guacamole tonight".... STOP IT. The lonely and bitter don't want to read it, or include a photo of your "love" eating it or making love to the guacamole. Now I would enjoy that.
6.) If you search "guacamole" on Tumblr long enough, you end up with photos of Zac Efron.
7.) If you search even longer, you get this really distracting, obviously fake photo of some man with a 24, hell, maybe 32 inch long erection.
8.) It was scary.
9.) I really want some guacamole right now.
10.) Only one of the few recipes had pineapple in the guacamole, proving the point I made earlier (on Twitter) that only the godless put fresh or dried fruit in their guacamole.
