thoughts, snark, and complaints (about television, not anything important)

I've got some TV thoughts, snark, and complaints to impart, and I think my Twitter timeline is convinced all I do is watch TV.  *cough* *choke* *cough*

Let's proceed.

Re:  Revolution

1.  If these Patriot fools know who Rachel Matheson is, doesn't it stand to reason that they know who Miles is? Doesn't it stand to reason that Miles can stop pretending to be "Stu"? Also, if all these townspeople knew Rachel all her life then they would be aware she was married to Ben Matheson. THEY WOULD KNOW SHE WAS CONNECTED TO MILES.  *breathing out*  It's not that I'm asking a lot, but it's irritating the hell outta me that this "Stu" thing even flies.

2.  Is it me or do David Lyons and Tracy Spirawhateverakos have chemistry? I know it's kind of repellent in context of their characters' history but still... they have some heat ... although David Lyons and Billy Burke have that heat too so it may just be David Lyons and my feverish mind.

3.  Regarding these Patriots... do they have plans on repopulating their version of the United States because they're eliminating most of the existing population. Also, Patriots, what the fuck are you doing with Jason?!?!?  I want my Jason back unharmed. 

Re:  Nashville

1.  This ish is boring. BORING. What the hell happened? Where's the music?  Where's the drama? What is this soap opera crap? Why is this Will dude all of a sudden the star of this show?

2.  Admittedly it was always a tad soapy, but there's something going on in the writing, and it's upsetting me.

3.  Also, it's your own damn fault, writing staff, for writing the character of Gunnar into a corner with his "dark turn".  It's not cool to then pivot the character back, NOT even give us the rest of the proposal scene even if Scarlett did turn him down, and then have him burn a couch then become "good" again. You should have just stayed with the "Dark Gunnar" and done a Johnny Cash s/l where Scarlett is the June Carter/Angel saving him.

Re:  Super Fun Night

1.  I'm glad I stuck with it. The last two episodes had some charming moments. The addition of the three boy counterparts is a good move. I think the work stuff is the weak link.

2.  Kimmie needs some wins. I get that the embarrassing stuff can be funny, but she and her friends also need to win. Like find that Michael Scott balance, you know?

3.  Still not understanding why she's doing an American accent, and it's still disconcerting. I mean if I didn't know her or wasn't familiar with the Australian accent, it wouldn't bother me in the slightest but... I mean... she's pretty well known, no?

Re:  NBC's Thursday night comedies

1.  Is it me? I fucking find the line-up funny.  I haven't watched two hours straight of NBC comedies in a long time.

2.  I may just laugh at the Sean Hayes sitcom more than any other.

3.  Maybe it is just me, but I've really enjoyed them. This probably means they'll all be canceled but fuck it.

Re:  HAVEN 

Haven, bitches. HAVEN. Be prepared. There's going to be a lot of yelling in the next paragraph.

I knew she was Audrey. I KNEW IT.  You know how I knew it? I'll tell you how I knew it. You don't fucking walk through portal, wind up in the most handsome man alive's arms, and commence kissing him unless you know him. And then. And then. And then. *taking a deep breath*  He handed her the gun, and she had immediate comprehension of what he wanted her to do (it was in her eyes) and when she looked around and saw The Guard, she knew what she had to.

SHE KNEW. 

What impressed me the most about Haven is that they did not make the audience wait to find out she was Audrey.

I love Haven so very much, you guys.  

Fuck me.  I watch way too much TV.  I'm going to go read a book.
Well, I'm going to read a book an hour... after I watch Scandal. 



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