Sunday Survey...
Sunday Survey... (courtesy of NotYourAverageChick)
In the past 72 hours, have you been under the influence of alcohol?
Yes.
Have you ever made out with someone in a bathroom?
Not recently but I have in the past.
What were you doing at 11 last night?
I was sleeping.
Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
Not even my underwear is borrowed.
What are you listening to?
CBS Sunday Morning. What? I'm 40 years old.
Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
I like the zoo in theory but then I get there, and I am swamped by the unsavory smells. I would rather be at an art museum.
How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
Not even a one.
Has anyone ever called you at midnight on your birthday?
I don't get phone calls, but I do get text messages.
Have you ever slept in the same bed as your best friend?
Yes, I have.
How much cash do you have in your wallet?
I'm not getting out of bed to check, but I do know there's at least $100.
Have you ever used fake tan (out of the bottle) lotion, cream, spray, etc?
Does the firming lotion with tint for your legs count? I have never fake baked though.
What do you think of girls sixteen and younger going on the pill?
I think taking responsibility for your actions is a wise decision at any age.
Would you rather be stuck in the pouring rain, or in a snowstorm?
Pouring rain.
Would you rather your boss or a random neighbor see you naked?
I have all female bosses, and I'm fairly certain my neighbors have seen me naked so...random neighbor.
If you were single, would you rather have sex with the 5th person in your cell contacts, or the 5th to last?
Let me check. Okay, 5th person in which should make my friend Bre-Anna either frightened or flattered.
Would you rather sleep for 3 days, or stay awake for 3 days?
SLEEP.
Would you rather be arrested for a DUI or getting caught having sex in public?
Having sex in public.
If you had to, would you rather take a bath in a lake or in the ocean?
Ocean. Why am I having visions of Josh Holloway emerging from the Hawaiian surf in "Lost"?
Would you rather be just rich, or rich and famous?
Rich and famous.
Have you ever ridden on a motorcycle?
No.
Are you wearing jeans right now?
No, I just woke up. White boy shorts and white tank top.
Where is your significant other right now?
My significant other may just be a figment of this survey and my mother's imagination.
Did your birthday come yet this year?
Seven months to go.
Have you ever taken Ambien to fall asleep?
Nope, but I have taken Benadryl.
Do you own a Snuggie?
I DO! It's hot pink. It's fluffy soft from repeated washings, and it's got a rather large red stain.
Do you own a zebra print bag?
I truly hope not.
Have you ever dated someone who had more than 5 tattoos?
I really don't know and so my answer is I don't think so? I don't pay much attention to tattoos.
Do you know all the first and last names of every person you had sex with?
*coughing my answer so you can't hear it clearly*
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
I would like to read and comprehend everything faster than a speeding bullet so that I could read every book I've ever wanted to.
Favorite hangover cure?
Tommy's Chili Fries (no cheese), Tommy's Chili Dog (no mustard), and an jumbo Pepsi. Try it. I defy you to tell me it doesn't help although you need to live in California/Nevada.
In the past 72 hours, have you been under the influence of alcohol?
Yes.
Have you ever made out with someone in a bathroom?
Not recently but I have in the past.
What were you doing at 11 last night?
I was sleeping.
Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
Not even my underwear is borrowed.
What are you listening to?
CBS Sunday Morning. What? I'm 40 years old.
Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
I like the zoo in theory but then I get there, and I am swamped by the unsavory smells. I would rather be at an art museum.
How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
Not even a one.
Has anyone ever called you at midnight on your birthday?
I don't get phone calls, but I do get text messages.
Have you ever slept in the same bed as your best friend?
Yes, I have.
How much cash do you have in your wallet?
I'm not getting out of bed to check, but I do know there's at least $100.
Have you ever used fake tan (out of the bottle) lotion, cream, spray, etc?
Does the firming lotion with tint for your legs count? I have never fake baked though.
What do you think of girls sixteen and younger going on the pill?
I think taking responsibility for your actions is a wise decision at any age.
Would you rather be stuck in the pouring rain, or in a snowstorm?
Pouring rain.
Would you rather your boss or a random neighbor see you naked?
I have all female bosses, and I'm fairly certain my neighbors have seen me naked so...random neighbor.
If you were single, would you rather have sex with the 5th person in your cell contacts, or the 5th to last?
Let me check. Okay, 5th person in which should make my friend Bre-Anna either frightened or flattered.
Would you rather sleep for 3 days, or stay awake for 3 days?
SLEEP.
Would you rather be arrested for a DUI or getting caught having sex in public?
Having sex in public.
If you had to, would you rather take a bath in a lake or in the ocean?
Ocean. Why am I having visions of Josh Holloway emerging from the Hawaiian surf in "Lost"?
Would you rather be just rich, or rich and famous?
Rich and famous.
Have you ever ridden on a motorcycle?
No.
Are you wearing jeans right now?
No, I just woke up. White boy shorts and white tank top.
Where is your significant other right now?
My significant other may just be a figment of this survey and my mother's imagination.
Did your birthday come yet this year?
Seven months to go.
Have you ever taken Ambien to fall asleep?
Nope, but I have taken Benadryl.
Do you own a Snuggie?
I DO! It's hot pink. It's fluffy soft from repeated washings, and it's got a rather large red stain.
Do you own a zebra print bag?
I truly hope not.
Have you ever dated someone who had more than 5 tattoos?
I really don't know and so my answer is I don't think so? I don't pay much attention to tattoos.
Do you know all the first and last names of every person you had sex with?
*coughing my answer so you can't hear it clearly*
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
I would like to read and comprehend everything faster than a speeding bullet so that I could read every book I've ever wanted to.
Favorite hangover cure?
Tommy's Chili Fries (no cheese), Tommy's Chili Dog (no mustard), and an jumbo Pepsi. Try it. I defy you to tell me it doesn't help although you need to live in California/Nevada.
