sunday hangover thoughts...
From one hungover 42 year old lush.
1.) I feel awful.
2.) I am hungry
3.) If my aunt throws another fucking cocktail party with her little old lady friends who drink a box of wine a night, I am going to die.
4.) I am really hungry.
5.) What AT&T Uverse repairman shows up at 8:30am? IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES THIS HAPPEN? (my aunt's)
6.) Two, no three Advils. Maybe two Aleve as well.
7.) Do you think anyone will notice if I pour gin in my coffee? (hair o' the dog)
8.) I NEED SAUERKRAUT.
9.) Freaking hungry.
10.) I am never drinking again.
11.) I am starving.
12.) My eyes are all fucked up.
13.) Mostly because I passed out face down with my make-up on.
14.) It's going to take way too much energy to take my make-up off now.
15.) It's going to take way too much energy to even get out of bed.
16.) Fucking Cowboys
17.) Just ate way too many XXTRA Flaming Hot Cheetos.
18.) XXTRA Flaming Hot Cheetos make me sneeze.
19.) Fucking Redskins
20.) My aunt just asked me what I wanted to do today and I pointed at the television and she walked away.
21.) I have my family trained well.
22.) I still need sauerkraut.
23.) Sauerkraut juice is a foolproof cure for hangovers. Trust me on this.
24.) This is neither the worst nor the last hangover I have ever had.
23.) I am so hungover that I numbered this #23 instead of #25 and it will take too much energy to backspace and correct it.
1.) I feel awful.
2.) I am hungry
3.) If my aunt throws another fucking cocktail party with her little old lady friends who drink a box of wine a night, I am going to die.
4.) I am really hungry.
5.) What AT&T Uverse repairman shows up at 8:30am? IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES THIS HAPPEN? (my aunt's)
6.) Two, no three Advils. Maybe two Aleve as well.
7.) Do you think anyone will notice if I pour gin in my coffee? (hair o' the dog)
8.) I NEED SAUERKRAUT.
9.) Freaking hungry.
10.) I am never drinking again.
11.) I am starving.
12.) My eyes are all fucked up.
13.) Mostly because I passed out face down with my make-up on.
14.) It's going to take way too much energy to take my make-up off now.
15.) It's going to take way too much energy to even get out of bed.
16.) Fucking Cowboys
17.) Just ate way too many XXTRA Flaming Hot Cheetos.
18.) XXTRA Flaming Hot Cheetos make me sneeze.
19.) Fucking Redskins
20.) My aunt just asked me what I wanted to do today and I pointed at the television and she walked away.
21.) I have my family trained well.
22.) I still need sauerkraut.
23.) Sauerkraut juice is a foolproof cure for hangovers. Trust me on this.
24.) This is neither the worst nor the last hangover I have ever had.
23.) I am so hungover that I numbered this #23 instead of #25 and it will take too much energy to backspace and correct it.
